Issue 17: Sketch Update - Shadowcat



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Sketch Update

Well in "celebration" of X-Men 3's Record Breaking opening weekend, we have a sketch update of lovely Ultimate Kitty Pride. I wanted a She Hulk Pin-up, but Scott wanted a Shadowcat. Mike doesn't want to draw She Hulk. Please bombard us with e-mails for a She Hulk pinup, so that Mike will do that next. (of course we still have like 5 or 6 requests for a shirtless Colossus...maybe that'll come next...)

Once again this is just a Sketch update, and we will have a new X-Men Comic to tie into "X-Men Week" by Thursday or Friday. If you didn't get a chance please take a look at our Last Strip. As it was only up for a few days.




Spider-Man Loves Ultra-Mike

Does anyone out there also read "Spider-Man Loves Mary-Jane"? (Before anyone asks, no, I'm not a teenage girl). I think they forgot to pay the Japanese guy to draw this month. I was all ready to rip into this new guy, but I realized that it was only because he can't draw people smiling. Really, go back and look at the rest of the panels...they're alright, but whenever anyone smiles, things become scary.

That's why Scott and I volunteer to take over the series. I know you're reading this, Joe Quesadilla. Check it: I can draw anime. I'll just put MJ in a schoolgirl outfit and Spidey will be a mecha. And we've got a great story arc to kick off the teenage angsty drama: a Clone Saga! Let's see Mary Jane win homecoming queen when she has to compete with THREE Gwen Stacies at once! This'll totally beat Ultimate Spidey to the punch and leave Bendis completely flaccid! It'll be awesome.




Betrayal!!

I cannot believe my companions would ditch me for a job at Marvel. Truly there is no way that Marvel could compensate them with all the love and enjoyment I provide. I take great offense at this public backstabbing and spit in the face of my former friends. A big loogie too, not a wussy loogie. My loyalty knows no limits, but truly I know how Beast Boy felt when Terra betrayed him. DAMN YOU DEATHSTROKE!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

On the other hand, I want to write Deadpool. Please Mr. Quesaadaeas?




Later, suckas

You can't hold me back, Tim. My run on Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane will go down in infamy, along with Morrison's run on New X-Men and JMS's on Amazing Spider-Man! It'll be Marvel vs DC all over again, but this time with prom coming up and everyone without a date! Which suitor will Lois Lane choose, mild-mannered farm boy Clark Kent or the nerdy Bruce Banner, whose scientific brilliance is matched only by his temper? And will mysterious cool dude Logan be able to keep the alluring and exotic exchange student Mariko's interests when Lobo, the pale rebellious bad boy with a heart of gold Lobo makes his move? I don't want to give away what happens at the end, but let's just say I hope you buy my new book, Spider-Boy Loves Mary Lane too!

And we won't just be working for Marvel; we're already in talks with DC about Booster Gold Loves Ted Kord. That is, Tim, unless you give me and Mike raises. My WB-esque genius and Mike's hand's ability to draw a schoolgirl outfit from muscle memory alone don't come cheap.

OMG, I'm finally snapping. One day, someone please hire me; physics grad school is killing my rational brain fast.

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